itsnotpatsy
asked:
Ship! For Alana and Regina pls. I love a queen and her beasty.
* 𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙴 !

          who throws things in a fight ?  i really don’t think either of them. i think they’re both really mindful of each other’s past with abuse and would avoid anything escalating like that.
          who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad ?  lol.
          who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ? if both do, how do their goals differentiate ? they have henry :3c i don’t really think it was a goal for either of them until storybrooke, though. and even then, the adoption decision was all regina.
          who is more adverse to physical contact ?  alana.
          who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ?  they hate their neighbors equally.
          who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family ?  they hate each other’s family.
          who is most likely to leave when things get rough ?  reginaaaaaa.
          who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought ?  i think they both had surprises up their sleeves…
          who is more likely to cheat ?  neither.
          who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ?  regina.
          who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends ?  *banging pots and pans together* alana hates emma.
          who wants to go to social gatherings the most ?  neither, but regina is more willing.
          who is most likely to be dishonest ?  regina loves telling half - truths.
          who is more emotionally closed off and how does this affect their partner ?  they’re both pretty closed up, but they are both, like, understanding of that ??? regardless of how frustrating it is.
          who is the dessert person ?  regina loves sweets.
          who is more conservative ? neither.
          who hates/dislikes oral sex ?  neither.   /   @cruelonlytobekind