“ —- regina… first you take away my magic, and then you make me eat that – monstrous, sickening, saccharine… thing you grow on your tree. whatever it is you want from me… i quite frankly don’t care. ”  verdant eyes glued to the television screen. this had been her form of entertainment for the past few days. re-reruns of say yes to the dress, or between episodes of general hospital. for someone who was angry at her half-sister… her words came out rather calm. perhaps it was due to the fact that she was fixated on the content on the screen && the bucket of ice cream she was eating directly out of.  // @fairsts | ZELENA STARTER CALL

‘   well, it’s called an apple.   ’   she doesn’t take offense, for it’s not her fault her sister couldn’t enjoy a good apple when she was given one. if anything, she was grateful she wasn’t wreaking havoc on her health and safety anymore. now it was just her living room, kitchen, and guest bedroom.   ‘   and you know there are more than two channels, right. abc only has one good show anyway.   ’   spoiler: it wasn’t general hospital.