❛ I’m not kicking you, I’m trying to move! ❜ He stage whispers back to her, truly only short of it being a shouting match. Looking back, he doesn’t understand why they’re there. He can’t wrap his head around how two grown adults got roped into a camping trip neither of them actually wanted to go to by a couple of teenagers. What was more ––– how the same couple of teenagers made a case for their parents sharing the bloody small tent while they enjoyed the comforts of the bigger one.
But, let’s face it, how much comfort can there be on a camping site? Right now, the count was well below the negatives. Killian shifts in place again, legs inevitably bumping against Regina while he vainly attempts to find a more comfortable position in his sleeping bag. His annoyance was growing by the minute. ❛ Can’t you just scoot over a little? ❜ The request may come to naught, he knew well enough there may be no room for her to do so.
❛ This is your fault. ❜ He grunts under his breath. ❛ You were meant to be the one to veto this trip, what were you thinking? ❜ He knew what he was thinking. He couldn’t be the one to say no to the children, that was Regina’s job. She did bad cop way better than him.
as shocking as it was, camping was not on the very short list of regina’s enjoyable pastimes. in fact, she hated it so much that she instinctively laughed when henry had asked her, told him that he knew better than to even ask. then he had told her that killian was going, how he seemed excited. looking back now, it seemed they had been bamboozled.
‘ my fault ? ’ the absurdity of it all causes her to sit up to get a better look at him, only she had to crane her neck down slightly to fit. as nice as it felt to finally be too big for something, the situation was certainly not ideal. ‘ maybe next time clue me in on the fact that i’m expected to disagree. had you actually wanted to go, i would have been the bad guy. ’ her argument comes out in a huff, followed by a swift kick against his leg.
‘ the absolute least you could have done was check the size of the tents before you so willingly agreed to what was clearly a con. ’ she lays back down, turning her back to him as it was the only way to isolate herself in their current situation. / @piratehook .